Me.

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

hinder:

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

the-amazing-spenchismo:

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

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Accurate.

Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday & Christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.
perks of staying at home: 24/7 wifi access

heyitsthatgirldude:

Watch it. You won’t regret it.